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| Sunday, July 6th, 2008 | | 10:04 pm |
neopets Turmaculus The king of all petpets is sleeping... can your petpet wake him up??   You have awoken the great Turmaculus... and he has decided to give you 100 neopoints!!! Current Music: Nevermore, Insignifigant | | 5:18 pm |
meme with a twist
Comment here and I'll pick seven of your interests to have you explain in your own journal.
Zophine picked these,
Bad Horror Movies, Ever since i was a lil kid, i've loved cheezy horror movies. Elvira played a lot of them and i used to love watching her show. Monster movies were also high on my list. Gamera was always my fave though.
Chaos: Everything devise from chaos and eventually everything will degenerate into chaos, so why not embrace it now?
Pegging: i've always enjoyed anal play, why not add a strapon into the mix?
Shadow Run: two people on my friend's list will remember the session where Dim totally destroyed the seriousness of the campaign and pretty much ended it with a hot pocket!
Smoked Meats: Nothing compares to the taste of a slab of dead animal flesh that has been slow cooked over a bed of coals for hours!
VtM AKA Vampire, the Masquerade: Clan Brujah FTW!!!!! Another RPG that i've run rampant through. It seems that i tend to play mostly Chaotic Neutral characters and play them very well.
Anti-television: When i was going to school for 8 hours a day and working ten hours a night, i never had time to turn it on, so i just quit watching it. When i got a job with more sane hours and slightly better pay, i got a SNES and that was all she wrote. i still don't and won't own one.
edit; all comments are screened!
Current Music: Dimmu Borgir, Allegiance | | Saturday, July 5th, 2008 | | 8:47 pm |
you tube vid
Current Music: Scum of the Earth, Porn Star Champion | | 2:20 am |
| | Friday, July 4th, 2008 | | 10:38 am |
Rammstein, Ohne Dich
Current Music: Rammstein, Barbie Girl | | 9:57 am |
Joke
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob is standing there taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.
Being a kind soul, Bob says, Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, Can you unzip my zipper?
Bob says, OK
Then the man says, Can you pull it out for me? Bob replies, UH, yeah, OK...
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs and reeks something awful.
Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and bob points it for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, Thanks, Man, I really appreciate it.
Bob says, No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?.
The guy pulls his arms out of shirt and says, I don't know, but I AIN'T TOUCHING IT...
Current Music: Sepultura, Endangered Species | | Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 | | 9:39 pm |
| | Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 | | 11:27 pm |
i do good!
So lately we've been having issues with the left main gear strut on one of the planes going flat "in flight" We've been servicing it every day but that's fixing the symptom and not the problem. Today i was supposed to replace the valve we use to put nitrogen in the strut. After i had jacked the plane, i noticed there was hydraulic fluid on teh strut. Since i had liberally sprayed it down with simple green on Monday, i started looking closer where the fluid was and finally called over Alan, who's a pilot/mechanic/IA. He looked at it with a good magnifying glass and agreed with me that the strut is indeed cracked. So yeah, i grounded a plane today! When Alan called Seattle to let 'em know what the problem is, he did tell the DOM that it was me that found the crack!
Current Music: Slipknot, Tattered and Torn | | Monday, June 30th, 2008 | | 10:03 pm |
joke
This lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a
turkey on her upper right thigh. She goes back to the same tattoo parlor
two weeks later and asks him to tattoo a picture of a Christmas tree on
her upper left thigh.
Stumped, the guy finally decides to ask her why she wants these tattoos.
She said, "I'm tired of my husband complaining every year that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
Current Music: TON, Summer Breeze | | 9:57 pm |
mmmm, cheezburger  moar funny pictures Current Music: TON, Light My Fire | | Sunday, June 29th, 2008 | | 6:18 pm |
current rides ( Read more... ) Current Music: Exodus, Deathamphetamine | | Saturday, June 28th, 2008 | | 6:03 pm |
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song
Current Music: Testament, The Ballad | | 2:05 am |
Full hanger! ( Read more... ) Current Music: This Ending, Inside the Machine | | 1:52 am |
hot dog  see more dog pictures Current Music: Testament, Falling Fast | | Friday, June 27th, 2008 | | 7:57 pm |
meme The idea of this meme was that I'd post the questions only, not the answers. Then you, who read my LJ, should answer the questions in a screened comment. But I always like to do things my own way, so I changed the rules. I am going to answer the questions right away. If you want to answer them too, you can do so in a comment or in your own LJ. 1. What is your guilty pleasure movie or TV show, or other activity if you don't watch TV? screwin off on the interpornz! 2. What’s the longest you’ve gone without bathing? Three days but i was sick as a dog and my hair started to dread up!! 3. What would be a question you’d be afraid to answer truthfully? none at all 4. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? i'd want a snooty bitch to clean my room and bathroom! 5. If you're male, have you ever worn women's lingerie? If you're female, have you ever worn a jockstrap? If you're gender-neutral...have you ever worn a combination of male and female undergarments? yup 6. If you could be born into history as any famous person who would it be and why? that's a a silly ass question! 7. What do you think is your best physical attribute? And if asked, would you show it off publicly? my hair! and i already do! 8. Have you ever been arrested? If so, for what? Nope. 9. If you could be another person of a different gender for one day, what would you look like and what would you do, or who would you be? I often wonder what it would be like to be a woman. What I'd do? I'd like to have an orgasm, because I am very curious what that feels like for a woman. 10. Who do you think would be a bad date, and why? what's a date? 11. Do you have a secret talent and what is it? i have no talent 12. What is one unique thing are you afraid of? nothing at all 13. If you and someone else were the only people alive on Earth, who would you pick the other person to be? can't we make it an island somewhere? 14. If you had to listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be? First songs that come to mind: no way i can make it with just three songs! LP, Somewhere I Belong http://www.imeem.com/phantom-phreak/music/94exZ1IM/linkin_park_somewhere_i_belong/W.A.S.P., I Can't http://www.imeem.com/wasperidol/music/zZ-bUJLR/wasp_i_cant/Opera IX, Rime of the Ancient Mariner http://www.imeem.com/people/g-sUvkE/music/gQS4kM8v/opera_ix_rime_of_the_ancient_mariner/15. If you had to spend six months in complete isolation indoors and were allowed to keep only one single, non-living item of your choosing, what would it be and why? Assume that all your health and survival needs are provided for, and that the item you choose must be non-essential to your survival or health. A computer. If possible, a computer with an internet connection. If that is not allowed, just a computer. With games and music installed on it. Current Music: W.A.S.P., I Can't | | 5:22 pm |
| | 5:46 am |
neopets Deserted Tomb You slowly make your way through the opening and into the awaiting darkness. The door slams shut behind you. How unexpected. --- The tomb presents you with quite a challenge over the next few days. Luckily, you've brought plenty of provisions and have cleverly made your way through every trap you've come across. Your mum would be proud. Finally, after decyphering all the secrets of the tomb, you're led to the treasure chamber.  EUREKA! You've found it. You've found the treasure of the Lost City of Geraptiku. People you've met once will now be writing to you asking to borrow Neopoints. It's every Neopian's dream. You search through the treasure and take back what you can carry.   You also stuff 1,326 Neopoints in your pockets! Current Music: The Red Chord, Sned the Death Storm | | Thursday, June 26th, 2008 | | 9:18 pm |
Purity meme ( Read more... ) Current Music: God Dethroned, Sigma Enigma | | Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 | | 11:08 pm |
you you
If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought/action?
Now, post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be.
Current Music: American Head Change, Loyalty |
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